Spoonhilde

Some days you eat the hominy grits,
Some days the hominy grits eats you.
It likes the way you taste.
There's only 3 things the hominy grits thinks of as it's swallowing you down:
1. "I like the way this guy/girl tastes."
2. "I'm gonna plant a tree upside down. Now maybe the birds will shit on the earthworm's cars!!!"
3. "Twelve is a magical number. Full of promise, fearless, wonderful."
Hominy grits will it take before you see?