Idears long forgotten

Yo I'm pizza thief, and I'm here to say
I like stealing pizzas in a major way!
Peppers, and onions, and mushrooms too,
if ya got thin crust, I put the moves on you!

Sittin at home, goin to work,
if yer carryin' a slice, yer just a jerk!
Cuz I'll steal it, then feel it, then eat it down;
missin' yer pie? Don't bother lookin' around!

Cuz I'm pizza thief! I just struck again!
If yer pizza is gone, it's in my belly, my friend.
Deep dish, Sicilian, and calzones, too!
If ya just called for it, then I'm lookin' fer you!