hoppina poppina

I love market research,
you love market research,
he loves market research, too.

We love market research,
they love market research,
Research tells you what. to. do.

Learn about your brothers,
listen to the others,
they will tell you what they think.

Will they buy your product?
Will you work your tear duct
when they tell you yo' shit stink?

I love market research,
there's no need to besmirch
facts that come from charts and graphs.

We love market research,
won't leave you in the lurch
like saddle-sores from riding giraffes!