Thursday, March 19, 2009

Worth the wait?

Retardo Bombardo.

There, much better.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Galoob Gauguin

Poowoo, Paaaa
Paaaa, Poowoo
Precious Poments

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Paaaa, Poowoo
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Meat Cutters

"This is Emil Gumm, with Amalgamated Amalgamations, Amalgamated. Can I help you?"

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Fofosa

Ba-AA-aa-aa-atmobile,
Ba-AA-aa-aa-atmobile,
Ba-aa-AA-aa-aa-atmoooobeeeeel.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

A Gnome; Gnorm Gno Longer....

Reach for it. Choose your fate! Walk away from the haunted house and get the worst ending. It is so up to you. Bargain with the chief, but never reach the forbidden city. Blow the horn too early, and you might be underwater. Watch out!!! You're aging backwards! Bummer, egg boy.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Tacos: now, later, forever

WARNING: Energy is very energetic.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Freedom Fighters

"Yeah, I totally used to know how to sing that song. Totally."
"Yeah? So what happened?"
"Now I just look at the words and I stare."
"You stare at them?"
"Yes. They reveal nothing."
"So why do you keep staring at them?"
"I really want to sing it, Tolomaine. I really do."