The 3-day war against Murky M.

Man the poopdecks! Sound the alarums! Ring the forest eaves with alligator fur! Harpoon the landlubbers! Position the Galactium Bargainizer on a level plane! Hypnotize the rodents and various other fauna! Hide the pornos! Ease the rebel seamen into the Galapagos waiting list! Raise Caine, Michael Caine! Deliver them out of the hand of the wicked! Fire in the hole! Fire in the other hole! Where's that first hole again?! Inspect the foreheads for lice! Ingest three tablets and drink five gallons of water before bedtime! Do justice unto the afflicted and needy! Man the Spanish Galleons! I said gallons! I said "Flan!" I said "Oh never mind!" Press reset while holding down the A buttom! Fruit the looms! Protect the virgins, for their own good! Enable the systems administrator to retrieve your password! It's warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!