Try 'em out

"Are those binoculars?"
"Naw, man, these are bi-ROCK-ulars! Only a MILLION times better!"
"Let me try those out."
"Sure, man. Rock!"
"Oh! Holy jeez."
"Yeah!"
"HOLY JEEZ!"
"Yeah, man, I know!"
"These suck a dick."
"I'm so hungry."

Swaller

Tonsil Thomas removed himself.
Dr. Tonsil Thomas, they call him now.

Spoonhilde

Some days you eat the hominy grits,
Some days the hominy grits eats you.
It likes the way you taste.
There's only 3 things the hominy grits thinks of as it's swallowing you down:
1. "I like the way this guy/girl tastes."
2. "I'm gonna plant a tree upside down. Now maybe the birds will shit on the earthworm's cars!!!"
3. "Twelve is a magical number. Full of promise, fearless, wonderful."
Hominy grits will it take before you see?