Monday, January 23, 2006

The Interview

"What's that? Oh. I'll thank you to call me Charles, please. Charles Wagon. Yes, that's right. I've become so much more than a dog food over the years. Not that the pet food industry hasn't been good to me, mind, because lord knows that it has....it's just that I've decided to branch out a bit, be a little more...oh, I don't know...a little more ME I guess, you know? I felt like I've been hiding for a while behind this thing, this character, this pile of DOG FOOD, do you understand what I'm saying? Maybe I'm just fooling myself. Maybe that's all I'm ever going to be. Chuck Wagon. Chase me around the kitchen, you mindless little shrew!!! God! Oh, oh I'm sorry. What did you ask again? Oh yes. The bank is just ahead on the right. Thank you--thanks. Bye now."

Friday, January 13, 2006

Idears long forgotten

Yo I'm pizza thief, and I'm here to say
I like stealing pizzas in a major way!
Peppers, and onions, and mushrooms too,
if ya got thin crust, I put the moves on you!

Sittin at home, goin to work,
if yer carryin' a slice, yer just a jerk!
Cuz I'll steal it, then feel it, then eat it down;
missin' yer pie? Don't bother lookin' around!

Cuz I'm pizza thief! I just struck again!
If yer pizza is gone, it's in my belly, my friend.
Deep dish, Sicilian, and calzones, too!
If ya just called for it, then I'm lookin' fer you!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Blog pasta room heater

I started to make a post, but it couldn't live up to the title. And that's saying something.